Wedding Ceremony or GoFundMe?
At this point I think you are a thief, Kuku use gun na!!!!!
I still can't wrap my head around the exclusive invitation I received from my acquaintance, Izzie. We haven't spoken in ages, but suddenly, I was on the guest list for their special day. I felt like I've won a lottery – until I read the fine print, that is.
The invitation came with a twist – a set of rules and regulations that left me bewildered. In a time when the economy is in shambles, Izzie is asking guests to cough up a whopping 80k for asoebi (traditional attire). Are they Davido or Beyoncé? I mean, I've heard of wedding guests being asked to bring a bottle of wine or a gift, but 80k for asoebi? That's just crazy talk!
As if that isn't enough, there's a WEDDING WISHLIST that's including a washing machine, refrigerator, solar panel, sets of this and sets of that, etc… Honestly, that washing machine is getting on my nerves (person wey never chop belleful wan dey buy washing machine?). I'm laughing at the absurdity of it all. Is this a wedding or a fundraising campaign? I mean, I'm happy to support my friends (you're not even my friend, to start with), but this is taking it to a whole new level!
Here's the thing – asoebi is a huge financial burden for many people. It usually ranges from 25k and can go up to a whopping 100k, depending on how fancy-smancy the couple to be are. Now, I already know if your asoebi is going to cost me more than 20k — you can be guaranteed that I will not be wearing it because I know my limits. I might not even come. And let's be real, even if the asoebi is 20k, you still have to factor in the cost of sewing it, which can add up to 5 times the original cost. I have outstanding asoebi payments right now, from people I genuinely love. But you know what I love more now? MYSELF!!!
I have to admit, I've been guilty of paying for asoebi in the past, but I've come to realize that it's just not sustainable. And it's not just about the cost – it's also about the principle. Why should I have to pay to celebrate someone else's special day? Can't we just show up and celebrate without breaking the bank?
And let's not forget the inequality of it all. Men get to spend a fraction of what women spend on asoebi. It's just not fair. I've decided that I'm done with asoebi. The pressure to keep up with the Kardashians is real, but I'm choosing to opt out. I'll celebrate my friends' special days, but I won't be doing it at the expense of my own financial stability
I'm feeling like I'm being asked to participate in some kind of bizarre social experiment, because explain this follow-up message after I'd politely declined the invitation. Um, how exactly? Are they not already breaking the bank with their outrageous demands?
Needless to say, I left that message unread. I wish Izzie and their partner all the best, but I'll be staying far, far away from this wedding extravaganza. I mean, who needs that kind of financial stress in their life? It's unfair to assume that everyone can effortlessly shell out exorbitant amounts for something as trivial as asoebi. What truly matters is that you've found your soulmate, your partner in life, and your love. Can’t we celebrate that without paying for it?
So, to all the couples out there planning their weddings, go ahead and have that beautiful wedding, but please be considerate of your guests' financial constraints. Don't make us choose between celebrating with you and paying our bills. And to my friends who are still paying for asoebi, I feel you, you’ll are the real MVPs.
That's all for today! If you have any crazy wedding stories or invitations, share them with me in the comment section.
Until next time.
Stay Jiggy,
Fayvourebirth